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Flying Demotivational Poster

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season

TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229635
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm, #226752
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm, #226751
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm, #226750
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am, #226723
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am, #226683

JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us

MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja

TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm, #214594

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins

FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.

TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm, #244068
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am, #233969
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...

TOP GEAR - On tonight's show Jeremy joins the Jetsons

RED BULL - It gives you wings !!


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:58 pm, #216911
Not to mention other aircraft.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 4:49 pm, #216887


FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by SteveOh

Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm, #245826
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am, #213155
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L

PASTAFARIANISM - Is there a cooler religion?

TAGS: pasta flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 2.35/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 17, 2010, 11:40 pm, #198738
It seems like you have a lot of hate.
BrokenEye - October 17, 2010, 11:34 pm, #198737
I fu'cking hate Pastafarians

ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...

TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm, #233451
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am, #233377
I truly dont see how


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Master - April 24, 2011, 4:38 pm, #217228
Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!

THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...

FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.


SUPER POWERS - Joey learned earlier that gravity was no match for him

FLYING CATS - If you have to take the kids on a trip, do it on acid.

TAGS: flying cats
Rating: 2.91/5

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SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!

TAGS: specialman not a flying toy
Rating: 4.36/5

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spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:21 pm, #152686
Nice work Grim R@per.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 3:59 pm, #152648
5! Great one, though...you kinda took the highroad...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:17 am, #152601
Complete with with Kung Fu grip and,.. and,.. and Friday night SpecialMan girlfriend!!

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much

TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm, #234387
Jeez, did he died??? ;)

DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.

EDMOND HONDA - Greatest sumo wrestler in the world

DAMN! - That "Super Matador" from Krypton takes all the fun out of Bullfighting!

Economy -

TAGS: low flying plane bridge
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - February 15, 2014, 6:53 pm, #252977
Wing in Ground Effect. Hmm might save some cash. But running into the cumulogranite would be detrimental to the cash flow.


TAGS: flying was fun
Rating: 4.77/5

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Talisman - August 17, 2011, 12:07 pm, #223100
Makes me think of the mile high club.
Fiodh - April 16, 2011, 6:52 am, #216540
When USAir took over PSA, they removed the "smiley face" logo from the front of the PSAairplanes. USAir president Ed Colodny said, "We don't want any smiley faces on our airplanes. 20 years later he doesn't have any.
JLBachs - May 17, 2010, 5:30 pm, #176360
What happened to flight? Used to be glamorous. Now I'm lucky if I don't have bruises on my shoulders and elbows from fat a$$ed flight attendants should I be unlucky enough to get an aisle seat.
Iconoclast - May 12, 2010, 6:22 pm, #175805
That took some work to get all of those pictures together. My problem is that I actually remember flying back then. 5L

Flying on instruments -

TAGS: flying
Rating: 3.75/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2014, 9:13 am, #255426
Sure, ‘you’re doing it wrong’ is ancient, but I like where this poster goes. 5L for upping the average of a first poster (even though 2 is better than my first poster). Welcome to Motifake, Bart. Yer on the right track. Make more.

PEOPLE WHO LOVE SAUSAGE - and people who believe in justice, should never watch either of them being made... But this is just frikkin' awesome!

TAGS: flying police now we re f***ed
Rating: 2.79/5

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CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 1:25 pm, #214762
HAHA! asinine... thanks trash duly noted
TheTrashHeap - March 20, 2011, 12:50 pm, #214758
"relatively funny" is relative. What you find funny I may find completely asinine. For an example check out any of Hammy's posters. You say tomato , I say crap! XD HAMMY!
CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 5:08 am, #214738
Yeah... not that the votes really phase me, but if one gives a low vote based on the creator, then that would be a troll correct? It happens when two relatively funny posters in a row both get a 1L... i get a little suspicious... thanks Mooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 9:59 pm, #214686
I concur, the 1 I gave this doesn't make me a troll....It just makes you not funny.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:57 pm, #214684
Although I certainly wouldn't doubt your sense of smell, I can speak to the name "troll" - as it seems to have different meanings on different websites. Here, if someone gives a low vote to a motifake based on the poster, not the creator, he isn't a troll
CaptainBaked - March 18, 2011, 8:18 am, #214577
I smell a troll...


TAGS: bull flying
Rating: 2.73/5

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RatFink - July 9, 2010, 4:33 pm, #183827
uhhh i would have made a red bull joke here man...

FLYING CATS - Fluffles initial attempt at flight..... not a major success



TAGS: flying air force f22
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - May 23, 2012, 8:24 pm, #235049
Swish ****pit! Sounds like good advice for the d***ed F-104 Starfighter.
Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 7:21 am, #235005



TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

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Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm, #175683
that would be fun!


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am, #218586
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's

promises - promises -

Flying Saucers -

TAGS: flying saucer landing field
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2014, 10:56 am, #253064
..or land someplace level, away from power-lines.

SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!

TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm, #173519
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm, #172940
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm, #172939
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I *** that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm, #172854
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am, #172815
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLUFFY, - Fido needed some alone time. He had tied the end of the string to gas prices. Who said flying isn't cheap?

POINT YOUR FINGER - To the side of your head. Now move it in a circle.

TAGS: bible flying saucers ufo religion doris funny
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Hector - April 2, 2009, 9:14 am, #69732
Now that's funny. Not as funny as the idea that the bronze age god of battles from Jewish Mythology cares what you smoke.
RON - October 13, 2008, 2:53 am, #27326
lol...know its says **** like that in there...some guy taken up in the sky by an ufo...etc...think even Jesus went for a ride after being taken down from cross...very good in your statement...wow


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am, #10372

FLYING - Not for BMX biking.

MIDGETS - He created them.


TAGS: flying
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MuddySoapfish - May 20, 2012, 3:52 pm, #234895
landing with rug burns on both of his knees ...
Iconoclast - May 20, 2012, 1:55 pm, #234889
Outstanding 5L & Fav. Perfect match of picture and caption.
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 1:34 pm, #234886
LOL! Been there done that! 5L


AVIOPHOBIA - Eagles may soar But weasels are not Sucked into jet engines

TAGS: the fear of flying
Rating: 4.63/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 7:40 am, #216851

FLYING IN 2011 -

THE REAL U-2 - It makes it's own kind of music

TAGS: still flying still spying
Rating: 2.91/5

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Aramsiel - October 14, 2009, 6:35 pm, #126797
My respects to your old man dude! the sr-71's are wickedsick..
KDP3 - October 13, 2009, 4:08 pm, #126575
My old man used to work on them and the SR-71


RELIGION - Be touch by His Noodly Appendage today

TAGS: celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv religion flying monster
Rating: 2.25/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 12:40 am, #74574
DOUG - July 11, 2008, 1:03 pm, #8976
Zach - March 28, 2008, 4:00 pm, #1485
Pastafarian for life!

FSM - in ur house, convertin ur kids

TAGS: fms flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 1.7/5

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Ieuan - June 4, 2009, 9:27 pm, #84170
RAmen! *yarrrrrrr*


Aerophobia -

Roads -

TAGS: roads dragster flying wheelie
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 22, 2013, 1:09 pm, #249916
falloutghoul - September 22, 2013, 10:19 am, #249904
Great 5cott!

Counting Sheep -

TAGS: sheep falling flying counting shaun
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:22 am, #250997
Well thanks Olds...and I want my hill back...teehee.
Oldsod - November 13, 2013, 8:07 pm, #250990
Oh...if only you could have gotten the Welsh accent in there...5 baaaaSPLATS!
MissPriss - November 13, 2013, 10:57 am, #250980
But Mr. Gary, it's Shaun The Sheep! To others it may be considered insanity, for me, my creations are the only ounce of sanity I have left...teehee. Thanks for the 5's!
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 10:27 pm, #250967
Missy. You lied. Yer not slowing down. 5 lambs


TAGS: flying elvis aggy vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:38 pm, #210001
Aim for Sam's Town and you'll be my hero
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:36 pm, #209990
The world will hail me as a hero when I fly them into a mountain. Crap.... we're in a desert.... mountains are too far. Let's aim for a strip club.

Everyone Knows. . . -

TAGS: turtle flying
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ashson

EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 4:05 pm, #253004
Looks like the turtle shook off the four elephants that were standing on it, as well as the Diskworld.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 11:31 am, #252993
Nice picture and text. And I agree; I've seen a horse fly, I've seen a dragon fly, and now I've done seen about everything when I've seen a turtle fly.

Mythology -

TAGS: carpet lamp flying oriental
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 7:16 pm, #252550
Great pic, great caption


TAGS: calendar crankyhead gas flying high
Rating: 4.4/5

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carebear - March 19, 2012, 4:53 pm, #231646
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 18, 2012, 10:04 pm, #231608
LOL..hope there's someone on board who knows how to fly a plane


TAGS: flying geese flight pattern
Rating: 4.18/5

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Airman - February 10, 2011, 5:32 pm, #212151


TAGS: pig flying glasses olympics animal
Rating: 4.15/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:57 pm, #228493
looks a bit like your avatar lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:54 pm, #228492
hehe the pig is adorable xD 5l

envy -

TAGS: envy business class flying
Rating: 4.08/5

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trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:27 am, #245405
say that he arrived at the airport in his bare feet and an expensive business suit, and that he had never even seen his own shoes. I am doing a satire of that. The power of envy taken to the extreme. At least he kept his suit and tie!
trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:22 am, #245404
I agree that envy does control and used to manipulate. My idea is that the security guy enjoys wearing the shoes and socks of man who is wealthier and better dressed than he is - and that is he ALSO enjoys forcing the man he envies to (continued)
Ron2 - April 29, 2013, 3:39 am, #245402
Kinda makes me sick. People wishing for other people to experience it. Wealth envy. No greener monster ever. No more of a useless emotion created to control the masses.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:36 pm, #245400
I have seen those dapper executive types rushing through the airport with their fancy suits and the rolling briefcase. I wondered what it would be like if one of them had his shoes taken away. I liked the idea of him forced to cancel the shoeshine.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:05 pm, #245399
Ha! Thanks. I had fun with it. Especially the mind game part.
Silverheart - April 28, 2013, 4:58 pm, #245397
Nice one! I think I need to apply at the local airport... 5Ls

LOOK MA - no wheels!


TGIF - thank god I'm flying

TAGS: tgif thank god i m flying
Rating: 3.8/5

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spypengen - June 4, 2012, 1:05 pm, #235792
it's just before takeoff, genius
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:14 pm, #235516
Not with the canopy up, genius.

E.G.D. - Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean we aren't out to get you. Especially now that we know where you live.

TAGS: flying fortress douchebag elder god minion
Rating: 3.21/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 22, 2009, 9:28 am, #53733
Yeah, but the voices speak in Chinese, so I have no idea what they're saying.
LogicDude - January 22, 2009, 6:59 am, #53716
You're all just jealous because the voices don't talk to you...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 21, 2009, 11:57 pm, #53664
Hehehehehe, "minions use rear entrance". Is that a command or just bragging?
Sean - January 21, 2009, 9:16 pm, #53644
PARANOIA Well, at least you're never lonely ....

CALLING AIR BASE - Come in airbase I repeat come in airbase.


REACH FOR THE SKY... - Hey, if you miss you can practice your flying abilities...


TAGS: sleep flying
Rating: 2.43/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:18 pm, #233449
And a tornado about to take you Up, Up and Away.........

SONIC TRAIN - the flying train HAS achieved sonic boom.

NINJAS - are flying this plane

TAGS: ninjas are flying the plane
Rating: 1.8/5

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thereddragon - June 29, 2010, 2:58 pm, #182441
true, the plane is brazilian and true, it is not flying. but it still looks cool.
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 7:53 pm, #180765
The plane isn't flying & it's not Japenese.

Peter Pan -

TAGS: mary martin flying pixie cut
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 5, 2015, 4:19 am, #259305
Hmmm...I don't see any tentacles...are you sure she's your type, Silvie?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:11 am, #259302
I don't particularly care for her singing voice. She was supposed to be in the film version of the Sound of Music, but Julie Andrews snatched the part up. Thank God.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am, #259301
Thanks, Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 1:08 am, #259300
Sorry, about that Gary. :-D
Silverheart - January 4, 2015, 6:57 pm, #259298
She is gorgeous! The pic left me slightly 'interested', but a quick google search for Mary Martin - wowza.
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 5:18 pm, #259290
Great 5L start to 2015 crotchety!
GaryO - January 4, 2015, 2:13 pm, #259283
Oh, shyt, oh shyt…I think I just peed. Great, last year it was atomized coffee propelled from my esophagus. Thank you, 2015.


TAGS: military aircraft stunt flying air force
Rating: 4.44/5

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premiumgrade - April 27, 2015, 10:33 am, #260963
Mizzdizz, you're making my day. Thanks again.
mizzdizz - April 9, 2015, 3:58 pm, #260735
MEN!!! They can turn anything into ***!! LOL! Yes Jonny, this is where fighters come from! Luv this! 5L!